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Jokes/Facts

Below you can find some of our favourite Chicken Jokes, think you can do better? Let us know on social media  & see your joke featured below!

 

What's The Difference Between A Fireman and A Soldier?

You can’t dip a fireman in a boiled egg!

Why Did The Rubber Chicken Cross The Road?

She Wanted To Stretch Her Legs

WHy Did The Roman Chicken Cross The Road?

She was afraid someone would Caesar!

Why Did The Rooster File For Divorce?

Tired of being hen-pecked!

Why Didn't The Chicken Skeleton Cross The Road?

Because he didn’t have enough guts!

Below you can find some amazing facts about Chickens, do you have some others we could add? Let us know on social media  & see your fact featured below!

 

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A chicken can have 4-5 toes on each foot.

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A chicken can travel up to 9 miles per hour.

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A chicken takes 21 days to hatch.

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A chicken will lay bigger and stronger eggs if you change the lighting in such a way as to make them think a day is 28 hours long.

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A chicken’s body temperature normally runs at 102-103 degrees F (39 C

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A chicken’s heart beats 280-315 times a minute.

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A rooster takes about 18-20 breaths a minute, a hen takes 30-35.

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A hen lives an average of 5-7 years but can live up to 20 years. The hen will lay eggs her entire life with production decreasing every year from year one.

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A rooster will attack anything that he thinks will harm the hens.

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